Passive-aggressive? Who me?

So, contrary to popular opinion and ardent prayers, I am still alive. There have been no new changes to my self imposed seclusion to report-- the isolation continues unabated. Just wanted to post a few lines so that the world is aware that I'm still around. The two minutes that it will take me to write these few lines will also allow me to say to those of my friends who are concerned and angry with me for not speaking to them, Ha! I wrote, I stayed in touch (that was a quite mired sentence). Thus I maintain my tenuous grip on the moral, I-am-wronged high ground.